links for 2009-01-17

Woody doing his part to cut down on the amount of happiness.

The hits, they just keep on coming.

Is nice.

"Teams from around the globe have analyzed figures and come up with a secret formula for App Store success. I share these findings today, ABSOLUTELY FREE. Success is made up of: a FLASHLIGHT…. and DIRTY WET FART SOUNDS!!!

Tweetie is the only app that bundles together these two incredible features FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME."

I wish TV was like this.

God dammit Kidrobot if you don't eventually produce this we're no longer on speaking terms.